This variant of Rock Paper Scissors is about the tenuous relationship between outdoor brunch seating, hungry wildlife, and the means through which we protect our meal.
“Bird, Omelette, Napkin, shoot!”
Bird eats the omelette.
Napkin can be placed over one’s plate to keep the bird from getting to the omelette.
But the omelette dirties the napkin.
Bird > Omelette > Napkin > Bird
Illustrations by Bonnie Ruberg.